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Joke of the Day
"What is the most masculine profession? Maleman"
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"Where is the only place engineers are considered artistic? Brooklyn"
"What do you call a Japanese boy who just got beat by his dad after getting got masterbating? A fap happy jappy with a slap happy pappy."
"Dear Sir/Madam, Your transgender operation has been a partial success."
"Why is Boromir such a hit at orgies? Because when he blows his horn everyone comes ;)"
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"Never leave Sulfuric Acid in a metal beaker That's an oxidant waiting to happen."
"The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly."
"I just heard the most beautiful song. It was something about sluts in the club."
"Twitter is the witness protection program from family on Facebook."