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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog who likes a lot of bass in his music? A Sub-Woofer."
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"I had phone sex for the first time the other day... My dick got stuck in the 8! I tried to dial 911 but that just made it worse! It was a rotary!"
"I dated Stephen Hawking but had to break it off. He just wasn't a very stand-up guy."
"Jokes about deporting Mexicans aren't funny They're despicable."
"What's the best part about having sex with 25 yr olds? There's 20 of them!"
"The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."
"What did Shakespeare name his pet pig? Hamlet."
"What do most Indian people have in common? They all like to Singh."
"Blind friend and a cheese grater I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read."
"FYI: By the end of the Twelve Days of Christmas song, your home is crammed with 23 flying Birds and 50 hyperactive Humans."