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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one? The regular one says ""Made in China"". The fancy one says ""Designed in the USA. Made in China."""

"What's the downside to dating a Mermaid? Her clam smells like fish!"

"What's another name for an irrational fear of clowns? Common sense."

"Your Facebook posts are like your children. Some go on to become successful and others make you look stupid."

"Just a reminder: please do not post any jokes regarding the German highway system. You will be Autobahn'd."

"When I was a kid, I wanted to be an adult. So yeah....kids are stupid."

"Who is a penguin's favorite relative? His Aunt Arctica"

"First Olympic sailing result just in. GB have taken gold, Australia have taken silver and Somalia have taken the boat"

"What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?... ......Roberto"

"Who else does this? 1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money"