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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one? The regular one says ""Made in China"". The fancy one says ""Designed in the USA. Made in China."""

"""Money doesn't grow on trees"" is something rich people say so you won't find their money trees."

"Kanye West is opening up a breakfast restaurant... Omelette You Finish"

"What did the glass of water say to his son who is obsessed with becoming ice? It's just a phase."

"In the house of mathematics, where are the tautologies found? They're kept in the Axiom Attic."

"On the bus I was sitting on the bus and this super hot Thai girl gets on and sits next to me I think to myself ""Please don't get a boner, please don't get a boner, please don't get a boner"" She did."

"[dismissed from jury duty because I kept coughing loudly the words 'bribe me']"

"What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old."

"The lonelier you are the more likely you are to incorrectly believe your cell phone just vibrated."

"I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together Riveting"