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Joke of the Day

"Did you know? If you laid out all of your veins and arteries... ...you would die."

"I used to have a student who suffered from suicidal thoughts but now I don't."

"What do black people and bikes have in common? Both get thrown out when they have no use"

"I organised a 3 some last night. There were a couple of no shows but I still had a good time."

"The host of Dirty Jobs may have balls of steel... But he's got a Mike Rowe penis."

"So apparently in a job interview, if the interviewer asks you to choose one word that describes you, the correct answer is not fergalicious."

"I approach the boring task of buying tampons with the same procrastination used when needing to fill the car up with petrol: ignore depleting supplies until well in the red."

"Netflix suggested I watch my kids."

"My friend wrote a crossover of Dukes of Hazzard and Knight Rider It was good, General Lee speaking."

"""I'm going to lay right here in the doorway and give people a dumb look as they trip over me.""- Damned dog.... Could've been me though."