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Joke of the Day
"Everything is edible, some things are only edible once."
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"So buddy, how's life in North Korea? I can't complain."
"I'd advise you graduates to keep your graduation gown. It's the only outfit you might not outgrow."
"You have 2,000 friends on FB and your profile pic was taken in the mirror? You couldn't find one of your ""friends"" to take it?"
"Nothing says I have faith in god like the six inches of bullet proof glass on the popes car."
"Imagine being so rich you could afford the other monocle."
"[first date at a chinese restaurant] ""So are you more of a dog or a cat person?"" *reading menu* I was thinking orange chicken but you do you"
"What's up dawg? Me: Up dawg Person: What is that? Me: What is what? Person: Whats up dawg? Me: nothing much hbu Person: ..."
"I'd like to start today by telling you how wonderful (NAME) is. I'd like to but..."
"A man went to a zoo... When he got home, his wife asked him how it was. He replied ""There was only one dog in the entire zoo!! It was a shitzu."""