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Joke of the Day

"""Morning sickness"" should also be used to describe the hatred of waking up in the morning. ""Sorry I was rude. I had morning sickness."""

"I can't stop watching this TV series on the history of the Black Monks It's been addicting"

"Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach? He ate someone who disagreed with him."

"If you ever get arrested, lighten the mood by pretending to go for his gun."

"How does NASA organize parties? First they planet then the stars comet."

"Having friends is... Like peeing your pants, every one can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."

"why are the fish taco and chicken taco always friends? Cause there's no beef"

"[Describing the adjective thief to a sketch artist] Sketch Artist: Can you describe what he looked like? Me: Not anymore I can't"

"I wasn't allowed to bring my board game onto the airplane They told me the risk was too big."

"What doesn't kill you makes you vengeful."