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Joke of the Day
"If tampons are ""sanitary napkins""... ...how unsanitary must regular napkins be?"
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"Why was the comedian so depressed? He felt like everyone was just laughing at him."
"""How many fingers do I have up?"" - a gynecologist who thinks he's really funny"
"People are so fake how can you love your newborn baby when you met it like 2 minutes ago and don't know anything about it"
"I'm white, but not applying SPF 100 listening to Mumford & Sons in my Subaru while at soccer practice after a nice quiche for brunch white."
"When Spongebob has sex he wouldn't make the girl wet. He would dry her up."
"Where does virgin wool come from? Ugly sheep."
"Mexican wedding Why do they keep a bag of shit in the corner at Mexican wedding To keep the flies off the bride."
"Shout out to politicians for keeping the word ""folks"" alive."
"Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup? It's fly soup sir!"