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Joke of the Day
"Can Eddy cut a new hamster mane? No, but we're dailin' Tim as a Jew sits for my aunt."
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"Got my ass fucking handed to me at Candyland again today by my 3 year-old. This decade is going to SUCK."
"Who does a hypocrite really hate? A hypocrite!"
"Why is pound cake called pound cake? Because it pounds your anus!"
"What happened when the astrophysicist lost a competition? He got a constellation prize."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adder ! Adder who ? Adder you get in here ?"
"The worst five words are ""can I have a bite."""
"What's the most sensitive part on a female dinosaur? Her clitosaurus..."
"Why can't you make something that's sort of like a macaron but not really? Because then it'd just be macaroni"
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Cold."