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Joke of the Day
"If three Florida State football players are in the same car, who is driving? The police officer."
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"What's the difference between ""for free"" and ""for nothing"" I went to school for free, you went to school for nothing."
"What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise? Unreliable, you racist prick."
"TIFU by getting called into the HR office.... apparently ""harass"" is not two words."
"My local policeman does a tall on heroin. I don't know why, we can never understand a word he says."
"Two silk worms were in a race. They ended up in a tie."
"My friend's new girlfriend A buddy of mine was telling me about his new girlfriend, particularly that she likes to bake Italian bread and plays on a baseball team. I asked, ""Ciabatta?"""
"What does an academic call masturbation? His seminal work."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Betsy ! Betsy who ? Betsy of all it's a cadillac !"
"One good thing about premature ejaculation is that porn lasts you a very long time. I bought a video back in 1992 and I still haven't made it past the FBI warning thing."