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Joke of the Day

"Fear does not exist in this dojo. And neither does air conditioning or proper ventilation, so you will all be sparring in your underwear."

"What did the snobby bird say to the poor bird? *Cheep, cheep.*"

"A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink Bartender says, ""No charge"""

"Some bought Stevie Wonder a cheese grater for his birthday He said it was the most violent book he's ever read."

"I'm gradually figuring out what the best lighting options are for my house. It's a process of illumination."

"What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah? About three inches."

"Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email? He had no attachments."

"Father: You've got 4 D's and a C on your report. Son: ""Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject !"""

"What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream!"

"Funny talks make smile always. A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often."