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Joke of the Day

"Almost Is Never Enough Ariana Grande VINE Alyssa Light for link video : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjAa6GX8AXw"

"""Iowa man arrested after fight over peanut butter and jelly sandwiches"" - I'm just gonna assume this is 1 of you guys"

"Did you hear about the fight at the homeless camp yesterday? It was in tents."

"I got into fight with my erection this morning. Don't worry, I beat it single handedly."

"People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible."

"""I'm gonna die. What is happening. Whaaa-ooahh actually that's not bad"" - first guy to poop"

"I like my women like I like my tea... ...white, weak and you can't tell if what you're drinking is piss or not."

"Why do pirates like TIG welding so much? Because they have a good supply of ARRgon."

"The doctor says I'm depressed because I don't have enough iron in my diet so I've started nibbling on the gun in my mouth."

"I hope there's a magazine for cool college bros called ""Frattitude."""