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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a ghost detective? An Inspectre"
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"Two Scottish guys discussing a wedding.. First guys asks ""What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?"" Second fella says ""A kilt of course!"" First fella ""What's the tartin?"" ""She's wearing white"" says his pal"
"Thoughts on my new mustache. It's growing on me."
"About 90% of people do not know the opposite of these words... Always Coming From Take Me Down"
"If someone came to my door & said ""We'll give you a dollar for every plastic bag shoved under your kitchen sink."" I'd be living large."
"What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole? ""I'll look into it."""
"I literally got fired from a job for not knowing what to do with my hands when I talk. I guess sign language interpreting just wasn't for me"
"Math Problem Q: If the the radius of a pizza is *z* and its width is *a*, what is the pizza's volume? A: (pi)(z)(z)(a)"
"How do you build suspense in people?"
"I tried to say no to the vodka but it was 40% stronger than me"