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Joke of the Day
"I tried to say no to the vodka but it was 40% stronger than me"
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"What's it like living with Permanent Erection Disorder? Some days are harder than others."
"luke, thats a persons name. whys everybodys star wars name gotta be like, hoobie doodoo or seb neb or something"
"Question ? Do old lesbians try to look like Rod Stewart or does Rod Stewart try to look like an old lesbian?"
"What kind of shoes do ninjas use? Sneakers."
"What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails? Yours tin-sincerely."
"Me [31M] and my wife [28F] are having issues with our different needs with sex. We're trying to work out the kinks."
"Why did the calendar give up on life? Because he felt his days were numbered."
"What's the name of Brendan Dassey's favorite band? The Yeah Yeah Yeahs."
"Hard tacos are just soft tacos from the street."