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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk!"
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"With all the bad luck that the US has seen this year... You'd almost think this country was built on an ancient Indian burial ground. Happy Thanksgiving!"
"Why did the computer cross the road? To get a byte to eat..."
"What moisturiser do bullfighters use? Olay."
"I love avocados in my salad I would go buy some right now, but I don't have a car doe"
"I told my chef wife that if she were to leave me... please leave me one of your incredible cupcakes. She replied...""I won't dessert you."""
"Losing weight is so easy now. I'm just chasing the kids around all day - Jared Fogle"
"The world is full of terrible people, but there's none so evil as the man who fries bacon right next door to the gym."
"I think the term copycat serial killer is a bullshit term. They can't kill the same people as the other guy"
"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhoea? The farmer shucks between fits."