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Joke of the Day

"The world is full of terrible people, but there's none so evil as the man who fries bacon right next door to the gym."

"In Colorado you're American In Juarez you're a Mexican. In the bathroom European."

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade.... You can't marmalade your cock, up a girls' ass!"

"One from france Do you know why 50% of women on earth will never have an orgasm? Well I can't be everywhere at the same time."

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? ... Denim denim denim"

"My IQ came back negative."

"A lion wouldn't cheat on his wife but a Tiger Wood"

"Why do black people always finish first in a running race? There's a KFC at the end of the finish line."

"Medical fact: If a woman drinks two glasses of wine a day it increases the chance of a stroke. If you let her finish the bottle she'll probably suck it as well!"

"The only school shooting I do. Is heroin in math class."