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Joke of the Day
"What moisturiser do bullfighters use? Olay."
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"I'm gonna be in trouble when my kids are older and realize how much of my parenting advice is just Kenny Rogers lyrics."
"What is the most important factor in China's future? Euthanasia."
"In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That'll teach 'em to fuck with you."
"Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb."
"What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? Swimming trunks!"
"Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill."
"What do you call a dog that can do magic? A labracadabrador."
"They discovered a new mummy in an Egyptian pyramid. He was found wrapped in chocolate and golden foil. They believe his name is Pharaoh Rocher."
"What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, ""Fancy""? Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?"