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Joke of the Day

"What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common? Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen."

"Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk."

"Sex so vanilla Baskin-Robbins names an ice cream after it."

"Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!"

"Best part about marriage? NO MORE CONDOMS!!! Worst part about marriage? No more sex."

"Why did the cook go to jail? He was caught beating the egg"

"My doctor told me to refrain from heavy lifting. So now I can't masturbate."

"How do you know if your girlfriend is ticklish? You give her a test-tickle."

"A rabbi, a Priest, and a duck walk into a bar... and the bartender says ""What is this, a fucking joke?"""

"How do you make a flea circus? From scratch."