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Joke of the Day

"Why dont feminists go to indoor soccer games... Because, with the astroturf, there would be no place for them to graze."

"waiter: ""what drink would you like"" me: "" l "" waiter: me: waiter: me: waiter: me: waiter: ""is pepsi okay"""

"""I really wish I could squeeze that piano over and over"" - guy who invented the accordion"

"The two hardest things in programming? Naming things, caching things and off-by-one errors!"

"How does Sean Connery shave? Ctrl+Esh"

"What do you call a flying turtle? A shellicopter."

"I guess my parents were secret agents all along. I heard they're getting a divorce because my dad got blown by the mailman."

"What's a vampire's favorite hobby? In-grave-ing."

"""Whatcha inventing?"" ""I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack."" ""Can I bring my kids?"" ""Sure."""

"Did you hear about the psychic midget who is wanted by the FBI? She's a small medium at large."