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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if your girlfriend is ticklish? You give her a test-tickle."
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"I saw my waitress had a black eye so I ordered really slow Since she's obviously not good at listening."
"What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket? He got off on a technicality"
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"An electron tried getting into a Nucleus ""Sorry, you wrong sub""."
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