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Joke of the Day

"How do you know if your girlfriend is ticklish? You give her a test-tickle."

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"What does r/jokes have in common with Amy Schumer Most of these joke aren't original."

"[Knee-slappin, terrible OC] Why was the nun named ""NPN""? She was a trans-sister! *** I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke"

"I'm 39, If you invite me to a party that only starts after 10pm, I'm not even going to pretend I'll make it."

"Doctor... Doctor, impotence takes you suddenly? - No, first it lets you look like a fool about 2-3 times ..."

"What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy? Ted can swim away from an accident."

"I hate and despise violence In fact, the very thought of it makes me want to beat the shit out of someone"

"SCIENCE JOKE A NEUTRON WALKS INTO A BAR AND ASKS THE BARTENDER AND SAID, ""HOW MUCH DOES A DRINK COST?"" The bartender replies "" For you no charge."""

"Aristotle said we are what we repeatedly do. Therefore, I am your mother."