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Joke of the Day
"I was blessed with a rather large penis. That's when my local priest was arrested."
Next Joke
"A woman asked her husband ""what trait of me do you love the most?'' ''My beautiful face? My sexy body?"" The husband looked at her from top to bottom, and answered, ""I love your humor."""
"Last night I got a handjob from a blind girl She said, ""You've got the biggest dick I've ever put my hands on."" I said, ""nah, you're just pulling my leg."""
"What did one Jewish bird say to the other? ""Cheep"""
"Today I got a good deal from Comcast."
"Lady beavers call their vaginas, ""people"""
"Her: My father is very upset that I'm your girlfriend. Me: Well, duh, I'm very upset that you're my girlfriend..."
"A tiger goes to the gym... ... wearing women's underwear underneath his workout clothes. When he does squats does that make him a crouching tiger with hidden drag on?"
"""fool me once, shame on u. fool me once, shame on u. fool me once, shame on u"" - a goldfish :("
"Operator: ""9-1-1 please hold..."" Me: ""Ok. Hey, stop stabbing me for a second."" Murderer: ""K."""