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Joke of the Day

"Two deer at a gay bar Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One turns and says to the other, ""I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks in there."""

"What does a jew eat sushi with? Goy sauce"

"This one time the Angels up in heaven decided to do a little striptease for the Gods. Poor Jesus!"

"""I'll catch up with you, I just have to make ONE more joke on Twitter"" (How I'd die in a horror movie)"

"What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger"

"If you ever trip in public... ...get up, laugh a little, and say, ""Whoops, it's been awhile since I inhabited a body."""

"Just been on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies. Is that a trick question?"

"Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum? The website required him to prove that he is not a robot."

"Honked & did thumbs-up to teen goth girl on the street I thought looked super cool & she rolled her eyes & I was like YES EXACTLY KEEP AT IT"

"This line for the bathroom at Starbucks is longer than kim kardashians whole marriage."