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Joke of the Day
"Crazy Ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates. They'll kill your dog."
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"I'm allergic to chickpeas. Any time I eat them I falafel."
"My friend Billy... My friend Billy, Had an eight foot willy, dragged along the kitchen floor. His girl thought it was a snake, and whacked it with a rake and now it's only three foot four."
"Why doesn't that NSA informant just come back to USA? Because he's snowed in."
"""LET MY PEEPHOLE GO!"" -Moses when the cops found the peephole he installed in the Womens washroom."
"Q: Why are cows always broke? A: The farmers milk them dry."
"I've got a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start."