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Joke of the Day

"When Vladimir Putin left his home as a teenager he told his dad: ""You are now the man of the house."""

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee? Because he drank it before it was cool."

"I had doubts about buying a big metal cabinet with a locking door for my guns It turned out to be a safe purchase."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Joan of Arc Barbie ...comes with stake kindling and matches"

"Sesame Street never allowed Mrs. Piggy to count to 100. Everytime she made it to 69, she got a frog in her throat."

"David Hasselhoff just changed his name to ""David Hoff"" If anything, it's less of a hassel."

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra... It was a booby trap."

"What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish."

"I submitted 10 of my best puns to a Joke competition expecting at least 1 to win, but... No pun in ten did.."

"Gambling is like a dwarf at a barbecue... ...The stakes are always just too high"