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Joke of the Day

"There's only 7,100 cheetahs left in the wild. Scientists say they are racing towards extinction."

"What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer."

"Hear about the paranoid guy who stopped using twitter? He said everyone was following him."

"What do you call a corrupt lawyer? Senator."

"What did the spider say when he broke his new web ? Darn it !"

"A dog walks into a bar and says I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

"There are 10 types of people in this world Those who can read binary and those who can't."

"'I Love You' is a mathematical function where, 'I Love' - is constant and ; 'You' - is a variable.."

"'Expect the unexpected' Now that would make the unexpected the expected, but since the expected is being expected, then that would mean it wasn't the unexpected, so what the fuck do we expect?"

"I read a whole book on adhesive substances last night, I just couldn't put it down"