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Joke of the Day

"(Hope this isn't a repost) What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight? The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies."

"The wedding Joke American People - I am going on a blind date. Indian People - I am going on a blind wedding."

"How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'"

"A chicken and an egg just finished having sex The egg starts smoking a cigarette and says ""well I guess we know the answer to that question""."

"I'm opening a restaurant called ""It doesn't matter, whatever you want"" since every girl alive wants guys to take them there."

"[wedding reception] DAVE IS HAVIN A SEIZURE Paramedic: How long has he been having convulsions? IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING"

"[LPT] Choose the song you hate the most as your alarm tone and place your phone as far as possible Then turn your phone off and sleep like a champion."

"What do coffee beans say to scare their friends? Brew."

"Why are vegans so salty? To hide the fact that their food has no flavor."

"A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar. He orders a drink."