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Joke of the Day

"A chicken and an egg just finished having sex The egg starts smoking a cigarette and says ""well I guess we know the answer to that question""."

"Today I told my boyfriend he can have as much anal sex as he wants... After all it's his butt."

"What happened to the egg when it heard the joke? It cracked."

"Hey, guys! Let's get #Trending trending! Maybe for a moment we'll forget we're all going to die & our bodies will turn to garbage!"

"When someone slings shit at me, I like to duck and let it hit the person stabbing me in the back."

"What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time? You're really bustin' Machops!"

"What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common? Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer."

"So the local Spandex store just closed The local spandex store closed down... ... I guess they couldn't expand"

"Why DOES ""February"" have that extra R? It should just be ""Februay."""

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a fan of anti-jokes."