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Joke of the Day

"The wedding Joke American People - I am going on a blind date. Indian People - I am going on a blind wedding."

"When an IT person pisses me off I just wait until 4:45pm to crash my computer."

"Whats the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south? Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer."

"My credit card company is super nice, they really help boost my self esteem... They always tell me I have an outstanding balance!"

"I finally found out what FDA stands for. Fucking Die Already"

"What do you call a hot day in Canada? A Nova Scorcha!"

"What do you get when eating toast in bed? Un-crumb-fortable"

"Why do French bakers listen to death metal? Because all they touch is pain."

"What do you call jokes about eyes? Vitreous humour."

"How are babies different from feminists? Babies grow up and stop crying."