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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Kimbo Slice beat Mike Tyson? Because he's dead."

"How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You wave hello!"

"But seriously- how do Superheroes even go to the bathroom? I mean, look at their costumes."

"Yeah, I can't believe the shitty teenager making minimum wage at the coffee shop spelled your name wrong on your cup either."

"I love it when I run into people I know at my psychiatrist's office... Because I'm like, ""Hey, you're crazy too? Cool."""

"I'm boycotting 50 Shades of Grey because it perpetuates the stereotype that men can change."

"Notice at Church: Don't leave your mobiles, purses, wallets, handbags, girlfriends unattended. Others may think it is an answer to their prayers."

"Turns out the guy I tipped is NOT the men's room attendant & now I really just want to get this BJ over with."

"A religious family member literally said ""Spongebob goes too far sometimes"" and I can not stop laughing."

"My recipe spilled over a little because I put baking soda in my chicken broth It wasn't a big soup rise"