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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? You can't milk a cow for 11 years."

"What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave? An Urn-ado."

"I'm no scientist, but I don't think it's possible for EVERYBODY to be kung fu fighting."

"Yo momma's so fat ...that the city of Dublin was named after her daily weight gain."

"ISIS math problem Ahmed has 5 bags. If he gives 2 to Mohamed and 1 to Jamal. Then calculate the radius of the blast."

"By the volume of the pans clanging in the kitchen. I think I'm supposed to go volunteer to help with something"

"I was reading a book about adhesive the other day. I just couldn't put it down."

"A friend of mine wanted me to recommend a TV series that 'ends with a bang.' I told him he might like Cowboy Bebop."

"What do you get when The Dark Knight meets Edgar Allan Poe? (x-post from r/funny) [Poetic Justice](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1_500.png)"

"When does 2-1=0 ? When you're talking about choices."