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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave? An Urn-ado."
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"""So why do you wanna work at Petsmart?"" *imagines running out of the store with all the dogs in my arms* ""I'm a people person."""
"Reddit's turning into 1980's America Mass privatization, and everyone is blaming the Chinese."
"My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60... Now hes 97 years old and we have no idea where he is..."
"How do you spell Canada? C-Eh?-N-Eh?-D-Eh?"
"What do you call a funny hill? Hilarious ... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all. :|"
"So a bunch of women were playing basketball"
"How do you spot an attention whore on reddit? [-]"
"Stupid jokes I made at 3 in the morning. What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes? *Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car? *Joaquin*"
"Thank you. I am completely satisfied by your explanation and have no further questions. - No child ever."