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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave? An Urn-ado."
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"How am I supposed to show a girl I like her, if I can't even make her a mix tape anymore?"
"Girl told me she had a dream that I made love to her I mean, technically, she didn't say ""dream,"" she said ""nightmare,"" but close enough."
"What do you call a lesbian toilet. Gai Waterhouse."
"when a cop pulls me over i tell him i'm a nihilist and i don't believe in tickets or laws or authority. i do however now believe in tazers."
"What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters? A Kylo Ren Book"
"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it"
"idon't know what to say honsetly :\ ....00100 :D hey evrey body fuck yu !!"
"I bet the first guy to pee on someone's jellyfish sting was NOT trying to help them."
"Did you hear that a survivalist got roasted yesterday about his unemployment? Yeah, a Bear Grilled Bear Gryll's Bare Bills"