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Joke of the Day
"I was reading a book about adhesive the other day. I just couldn't put it down."
Next Joke
"My favorite thing about myself is that I'm humble."
"Kids today will never appreciate how difficult it used to be finding pictures of naked people."
"I was going to post a joke about my poop this morning but it was too corny."
"Woman and her Cat What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat? Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss"
"Today I told my girlfriend she should really join Reddit cause... We'd be on the same page."
"Your momma is so fat.... She ate the internet"
"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? The circus has a bunch of cunning stunts..."
"They can only rescue about one miner per hour, while all the others wait? Who put the DMV in charge of this?"
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid money to have a garbanzo bean on my face"