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Joke of the Day
"When does 2-1=0 ? When you're talking about choices."
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"If your woman is always reminding you of how other many guys want her and you are lucky she is still with you, dump that ho. Let those wolves have her."
"Life is like choclate Bitter if you're dark"
"My Wife caught me blow drying my shaft And Asked me what was i doing. Apparently heating your dinner was not the right answer"
"On their 30th anniversary Patty turns to Mary, tears in his eyes, and says Mary, you've added so much texture to my life... it's been rough."
"Three musical notes, A, C and E walk into a bar. .. The bartender says, ""I'm sorry but I'm not allowed to serve a minor. """
"First they came for the fat, whiny losers, and I said nothing, because they got me immediately. I was like the first person they got."
"People keep asking me why I'm working for Dr Frankenstein. I'm only trying to make a living."
"I'm addicted to Halloween! Nobody seems to know how to ""treat"" it"
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING!"