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Joke of the Day
"The last human alive will get no funeral."
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"Women love a man that can cook, tell a lady you're interested in that youll cook anything their heart desires. And pray they say ""spaghetti"""
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"Dracula must have a hard life... It sucks to live forever"
"Chinese takeout, $15.00, gas to get there, $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes. Riceless."
"Three men walked into a bar Thought one of em had seen it."
"What fetish does winners hate the most? The feet"
"What's green and chokes superheroes? (NSFW) The Hulk's cock"
"This subreddit used to be funny until chickens started screwing light bulbs."
"I've never used the dust pan I once bought... It's been collecting dust in the closet for years."