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Joke of the Day

"You learn something new everyday Unless you go to faith school"

"What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line? A full set of teeth"

"I'd tell you a chemistry joke but... I know I wouldn't get a reac- ***JOKE RETRACTED BY THE FINE BROS***"

"A man was fishing in the jungle. After a while another angler came to join him. ""Have you had any bites?"" asked the second man. ""Yes lots"" replied the first one ""but they were all mosquitoes."""

"TIL A new study shows that women drivers often turn into good drivers So if you're a good driver, look out for women drivers."

"What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars? Waba Fett"

"You have the body of a professional athlete If competitive eating can be considered a sport"

"Why didn't Beethoven sell his house? He put it up Fur Elise!"

"I care more about the outcome of sporting events than any other aspect of human existence."

"There's a name for people without beards Women"