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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about Disney's new Tick Tock Crock ride? It's killer."
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"What comes at the end of every Ray Rice joke? the punchline"
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"Why did the lebo cross the road? To fuck a chicken Why did 20 lebo's cross the road? Cause the chicken was winning"
"I made a band called Erectile Dysfunction We never made it big."
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"Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them."