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Joke of the Day
"Panicked when I saw ""Godzilla"" was trending, until I found out there's a movie."
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"My rare penny collection isn't very wise... It completely lacks common cents."
"My mom said she's going to dig a hole in the garden and fill it full of water.... ....she means well"
"Just now, from my dad: Have you heard the new Christmas carol from India? We Vishnu a Merry Krishnas."
"People always ask why i wear a hoodie in the middle of June. I tell them ""Winter is coming."""
"I blame 2 of my 3 DUIs on Jesus because I specifically told him to take the wheel"
"Don't invest in skiing companies The whole sport is going down hill fast"
"I see your ""long walks on the beach"" and I raise you ""long Segway rides on beach"" *peels off on beach throwing sand in dates face*"
"Duck you AutoCorrect! You Blimb! I'm way more BadApps than you make me out to be! You Ducking piece of shed..BuckFace Toothless Bastilleday!"
"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school? He woke up."