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Joke of the Day
"How do you find a blind guy at a nude beach? It's not hard"
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"How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?"
"Which programming language got a sex change? Fortranny"
"Why did the sun wear sunglasses? To protect himself from UV Rays"
"What does it taste like to go down on a little old lady? Depends"
"Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know. Neither did she!"
"My mom's daughter said it looked like my foot was making a copy of itself I told her that's mitosis"
"If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, what would he be famous for? Old age"
"*grandpa in hospice* ""son your generation relies on technology too much"" ""no gramps"" *pulls the plug* ""yours does."" beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep"
"Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? A: Double-dumb."