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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know. Neither did she!"
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"What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? Bird flu you get tweetment, swine flu you get oinkment."
"Auto correct changed ""group hug"" to ""grope hug"" and I'm not in charge of the team-building exercises any more."
"What's worse than a cardboard box? Paper titties"
"What did the egg say to the pan or boiling water? ""It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken."""
"Where does napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies"
"Today, I looked in the mirror and didn't even recognize myself... Then, I realized it was a window."
"What is the difference between a small vagina and a douchey midget? One is a runty cunt and the other is a cunty runt."
"Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet? Because all the other letters are not c's. *** ^^*ba ^^dum ^^tss*"
"*picks out all the marshmallows from your Lucky Charms* *replaces them with Flintstones vitamins* You looked a little sickly."