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Joke of the Day

"Why did the sun wear sunglasses? To protect himself from UV Rays"

"What's another word for cinnamon? Synonym."

"Boy, are you a salad? Because I don't want you."

"I taught my 1yo how to turn on my mother-in-law's dishwasher since she only uses it for storage."

"Some homophobic guys are scared that a dude might hit on 'em. If a chick wouldn't hit on you, neither would a dude. Ugliness is universal."

"How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear."

"I told my boss that I wanted a raise. The boss, like a jackass, replied, ""How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?"" ""About five gallons of gasoline,"" I replied."

"A family is at the table eating dinner. ""I don't like Grandpa"" said the boy to his Mom. ""That's okay honey, just finish your potatoes instead."" She replied."

"You had me at let's get divorced."

"What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!"