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Joke of the Day
"Why did the sun wear sunglasses? To protect himself from UV Rays"
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"[bill gates house] Bill: What's on at the cinema? Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see."
"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin, get the bat mobile."""
"What is the most searched word on Bing? Google."
"I hugged someone else's mom at a park once and now mine won't pick me up bc I smell like other mom now"
"Who is the most successful rapist? Django"
"Bank robber: EVERYONE BE CALM AND NO ONE GETS HURT Guy from back of room: IM DATING UR EX WIFE BR: [sobbing] ok only one person gets hurt"
"Had to delete my Pokemon porn, because the new stuff is way better."
"""No way."" -Jose"
"Husband has fake roaches that he sets up around the house to scare the shit out of me 24/7. I'm putting out positive pregnancy tests. HA."