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Joke of the Day

"Martin asked David ""In which state does the Ohio River run?"" David answered with cool ""In the liquid state."""

"When a woman asks for some time, and some space... ... she's trying to calculate speed"

"Be careful how much wine you drink, might end up vacuuming the driveway in your panties"

"I'm often self-deprecating... But I'm not very good at it."

"My therapist told me ""time heals all wounds"", So I stabbed him. Now we wait..."

"Waiter, there's an I in my team"

"What do you call cheese that is by itself? Provolone"

"Two birds are sitting on a perch... The first one says, ""Hey... do you smell fish?"""

"Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism? an explosive punchline"

"pull a prank on your boss by not showing up to work ever again, instant classic"