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Joke of the Day

"Martin asked David ""In which state does the Ohio River run?"" David answered with cool ""In the liquid state."""

"I'm Indian but not ""able to read sanskrit"" Indian so slow down there Raj, aside from the heart eye emojis I have no idea wtf your DM means."

"What did the hungry computer programmer say? All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble."

"What does Donald Trump call his penis? Little Marco"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter. He won't come anyway."

"What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together."

"Sarah Jessica Parker had a leaked sex tape... The man has been arrested for bestiality."

"My mate in Scotland reckons his scrotum got to -273 degrees last night. I reckon that's absolute bollocks"

"What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans."

"If you think a minute goes by really fast you've never been on a treadmill."