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Joke of the Day

"pull a prank on your boss by not showing up to work ever again, instant classic"

"A man walks out of a bar... drunk and looks at his watch,it says 10:00 and after a few seconds it changes to 10:01 and he yells out ""I time travelled!"""

"I'm white, but... Nope. Can't do one of those today. Look, I'm at a B&B on Cape Cod right now. I'm a fanny pack away from translucent."

"Jokes on you I may be the joker, but you the joke"

"The Nathan's hot dog eating contest should contain one poisoned hot dog mixed in with the other hot dogs"

"Recipe for homemade charcoal: 1. Put dinner in the oven. 2. Sit down to check one quick thing on the internet..."

"Wife: Hit the light. *flicks switch (wrong light) *flicks another (fan) *flicks (disposer) *flicks (nothing) *flicks (some light in Canada)"

"I got a joke MySpace"

"What did the counselor say to the hologram? ""You're projecting."" (From Star Trek Voyager)"

"You name your cat Bowl. What would the name on the cat's bowl be? It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl."