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Joke of the Day

"What do you call cheese that is by itself? Provolone"

"[A giraffe walks into a scarf shop] *The managers eyes turn into dollar signs*"

"A Morning After pill but for over eating."

"What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large!"

"My Dermatologist makes $60 a Pop !"

"What do you do when a bird attacks you? Duck."

"Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants? Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to /u/Diablo182"

"I saw an old couple sharing a newspaper and was like ""oh wow maybe marriage is cool"" and then the lady said ""STOP BREATHING ON ME"""

"Why didn't the vampire feed off of Taylor Swift? She had Bad Blood."

"Why did Minotaur win an interior design award? Because his home was a maze thing."