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Joke of the Day
"My therapist told me ""time heals all wounds"", So I stabbed him. Now we wait..."
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"I would like to think money won't change me, but I won $5 on a scratch-off lottery ticket and immediately bought name brand aluminum foil."
"It's cute how I ordered 2 drinks and the bartender asked if I wanted to wait for the other person to be seated"
"I tried Tylenol for the first time today. It tasted a lot like cotton."
"Have you ever smelled mothballs? How did you get their little legs apart?"
"My friend recently arrived in Turkey for his annual holiday. He is doing bird."
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning? Cus he was too far out, man"
"A haiku to my boss who asked me to work this weekend: Ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha no"
"Why do you never buy a woman a watch? Because there's a clock on the stove."
"How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven."