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Joke of the Day

"Omg someone broke into my professor's house & stole his laptop so my class today has been cancelled. I gotta find this person & thank him."

"Don't open this unless you want to know what turns on a necrophiliac Deadass"

"What happened to the two ants who got into a fight on a toilet seat? They got pissed off."

"Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed...while married women come home see what's in the bed and go to the fridge."

"What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ""K"" instead of ""OK""?"

"A Jew is happy. A Jewish person finds out that his car is full of gas. When he found out he was happy and he said ""this is ISIS on the cake""."

"How does Jennifer Lopez like her cheese? From the block."

"I met a girl who said she orgasmed every time she sneezed I asked her what she took for that. She said usually pollen or ragweed"

"You can tell a lot about my BF by the way he's giving me the silent treatment. He's doing it wrong. I'm doing it right but can't tell him."

"What do you call ten white folks on a bench? The NBA"