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Joke of the Day
"What lies in a pram and wobbles? A jelly baby."
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"I renamed my dad ""Death"" in my phone's contacts. Just so I remember that life can always get worse."
"The past, present and future walked into a bar It was tense."
"A man visits his psychiatrist wearing only cellophane wrapped around his body The psychiatrist says ""I can clearly see your nuts."""
"Police officers are really sore losers when you race them"
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking...... JK Rowling"
"The Last Contango in Paris Commodities Exchange."
"I bet my girlfriend she couldnt tell me something that made me both happy and sad. So she told me that I had the biggest penis out of all my friends."
"What do you call a woman with no clitoris? It doesn't matter, she's not going to come."
"What's the best thing about dating a homeless girl? You can drop her off anywhere."