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Joke of the Day
"Some women are born to make history.... I prefer the ones who get deleted from mine."
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"What do you call a black Asian bird? Croatian."
"Why are fish cleverer than humans? Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?"
"Why don't renovators paint floors? It's beneath them."
"*Queen bee in hive* ""You, go pollinate flowers"" ""You, go make some honey"" ""You, go buzz around some humans and ruin their picnic lol"""
"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out"
"A girls diet always starts tomorrow..."
"What to say during sex * ooh * ee * ooh ahh ahh * ting * tang * walla walla bing bang"
"""You have sexy calves."" -Pedophile bull"
"Apparently France wanted to change their name after WWII. Unfortunately the name Iran was already taken."