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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will ""Let It Go."

"Why did the Orange stop rolling? It ran out of juice!!!"

"What do you call a pig that does karate?? Roast beef."

"Dad how it feels to have a awesome son? Dad: Ask your grandma."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger."

"What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa? Sandals in the Bin"

"The English language is bizzare There was a young girl from Slough Who choked on a piece of raw dough But the time she was through With hiccup and cough She woke everyone in the borough"

"I found out last night that trail mix makes me gassy. So, in reality, I don't know what the fuck makes me gassy."

"This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend ""Is it true that if you pull your finger out I'll sink?"""

"never heard this before Knock knock Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who ? DISH IS SEAN CONNERY"