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Joke of the Day
"What kind of cars do jedis drive? A toy-*yoda*"
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"Hospitals don't like it when you unplug things to charge your phone w/ out asking first"
"I'm bad at misleading people Not"
"Man in fatigues w SONY written on his forehead has handcuffed me&my sons to radiator & is forcing us to watch 8th Spider-Man reboot in 3 yrs"
"I lovingly caress my belly. ""You're expecting?"" a woman asks. I smile serenely. ""Just ate an amazing burrito,"" I tell her."
"Why can't you ever trust an atom? Because they make up everything"
"Lif is too short."
"Did you hear about the guy that got shot in the back of the head in a movie theater? He was sitting in front of pee wee herman."
"Back to Future II is so unrealistic not a single person takes a selfie or gets bullied on the internet"
"Why did the man smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam."