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Joke of the Day
"What kind of cars do jedis drive? A toy-*yoda*"
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"Three men walk into a bar... ... the fourth one ducks. edit: grammar"
"Yes, I'd like to return this pizza ""is there a problem, sir?"" *opens box* ITS GOT NO TOPPINGS ON ""sir, you've opened the box upside-down"""
"What's the difference between a Baby Hobbit and Taco Bell? One throws shire fits, and the other gives you fire shits."
"Knock Knock Who's there? Alask. Alask who? Alaska later"
"Let me make an iphone joke Never mind, Ill just come up with a new one"
"Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas? A1: They can't find the zipper. A2: They cant find the pull tab."
"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop."
"LPT: When Reddit is down it is a perfect time to do something away from your computer, like for example crying in a corner Well Reddit was down and I had to do something"
"So I was at my local dyslexia meeting... And my friend turned to me and said, ""can you smell gas?"" I replied, ""are you kidding? I can't even smell my own name."""