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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there? Alask. Alask who? Alaska later"

"What do you call Brienne's Dad? Tarth Vader."

"A young Jewish boy asks his father if he can borrow $50... His father replies: ""40 dollars!, what could you possibly need to borrow 30 dollars for?!?"""

"What's the difference between a tribe of wild hunting pygmies and a Women's roller derby team? The Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts."

"It's like my Uncle said, no body, no crime Coworker: I only asked how your weekend was..."

"What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with? An alarm, you pervert!"

"Donald Trump doesn't like Mexicans, and I'm terrible with timed writing prompts. I guess we have similar opinions... We both hate ese's."

"Scientists report global context shortage. ""I guess I'll have flan,"" some scientist said, totally out of context."

"I'm going bananas... That's what I tell the bananas when I'm leaving."

"I'm glad I've got boobs. The last thing I want is people making eye contact with me."