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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there? Alask. Alask who? Alaska later"

"How do you milk a sheep and make a profit? Remove the audio jack"

"Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself? He was already suspended."

"*mops up wine with cat*"

"Why couldn't the duck stop smoking? Because he was a quack addict"

"Saw a Mime doing his gig. I reached into my purse and pretended to throw money in his hat."

"I actually have to see a specialist for daily sex. I mean dyslexia."

"I can see 4 years into the future 20/20 Vision"

"The best thing about gay bars is that if someone turns their back to you it's not necessarily a bad thing"

"If I donate blood and you're in an unfortunate circumstance of needing it don't blame me for never being able to pass a drug test again."