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Joke of the Day
"How do rabbits fly? In hareplanes."
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"Fun game: Select all of your Snapchat contacts and send them a text that says... ""Wow...Are you sure that was for me?"" And wait."
"I like jury duty because it's a fun reminder that one day my life could be in the hands of a guy wearing Velcro shoes."
"Realized that I'm getting old. 20 years ago all of my friends were on drugs. Now they're all on medication..."
"[girl's night out] WIFE: I'm off then ME: Okay WIFE: Don't do anything obtuse ME: Pfft - give me a break! {5 min later} ME *googling obtuse*"
"The Fish Net Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann? A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl."
"God wants to redesign.. God asks wives: I want to redesign men with new hi tech features. Any suggestions?? Women: Yes, that joy stick made for us should be password protected."
"What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument? A double quarter pounder with cheese."
"What is a Jawa's favorite vegetable? Zucchini"
"Did you guys know that the entire Miami Dolphins team is missing? Yeah, I saw it on ESPN. It had their team logo and then a big MIA next to it."