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Joke of the Day
"How do rabbits fly? In hareplanes."
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"I've kissed so many frogs trying to find a prince that I've actually discovered several new species."
"What's a bridges favourite genre of film? Suspense tion"
"Remember when you were a kid and used to blow Bubbles? Well, Bubbles is back in town and he's looking for your number."
"How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope imsosorry:("
"Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy? A Muslim"
"What do vegetarian dogs eat? Bark!"
"Usain Bolt doesn't know shit bout speed compared to a parent putting their hand over their kids mouth when they see someone w/ an eye patch."
"What's red and is bad for your teeth? A Brick."
"Oh stop it! I'm not superficial. I'm just ficial."